uncle101
MY CUSTOM PAINTED BIG-HIT III
THIS IS MY BIKE
THERE ARE MANY LIKE THIS ONE BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
MY BIKE IS MY BEST FREIND IT IS MY LIFE
I MUST MASTER MY BIKE AS I MASTER MY LIFE
WITHOUT ME MY BIKE IS USELESS
WITHOUT MY BIKE I AM USELESS
I MUST RIDE MY BIKE TRUE
I MUST RIDE TRUER THAN MY RIVALS WHO ARE TRYING TO RIDE TRUER AND FASTER THAN ME
I MUST BEAT THEM BEFORE THEY BEAT ME( AND I WILL)
BEFORE GOD I SWEAR THIS DECREE
MY BIKE AND I ARE DESTROYERS OF THE TERRAIN
I AM THE MASTER OF THE TRAILS MY BIKE IS THE SAVIOUR OF MY LIFE
SO BE IT UNTIL THERES NO TERRAIN TO DESTROY
AHMEN ONE OFF PAINT SCHEME MARZOCCHI 888-VF2 HOPE BIG-UN HUBS, MAVIC D321 RIMS,HOPE 203MM DISCS ALL ROUND,FOUR POT HOPE V-TEC BRAKES AND LEVERS, FOX DHX5.0 REAR SHOCK,MAXXIS HIGHROLLER TYRES 26x2.7 SUPERTACKY,RACEFACE CRANK AND BOTTOM BRACKET,DMR V12 PEDALS,SUPER STAR CHAIN DEVICE,MARZOCCHI 888 DIRECT MOUNT,HUSSSEFELT DH BARS, THOMSON ELITE SEATPOST, TITANIUM FRONT AXLE,
SDRAM GEAR SET UP.
IN MY BIKE I TRUST TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL FAST MY THE FORCE BE WITH US ALL IN HELPING US TO THE BOTTOM!
THIS IS MY BIKE
THERE ARE MANY LIKE THIS ONE BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
MY BIKE IS MY BEST FREIND IT IS MY LIFE
I MUST MASTER MY BIKE AS I MASTER MY LIFE
WITHOUT ME MY BIKE IS USELESS
WITHOUT MY BIKE I AM USELESS
I MUST RIDE MY BIKE TRUE
I MUST RIDE TRUER THAN MY RIVALS WHO ARE TRYING TO RIDE TRUER AND FASTER THAN ME
I MUST BEAT THEM BEFORE THEY BEAT ME( AND I WILL)
BEFORE GOD I SWEAR THIS DECREE
MY BIKE AND I ARE DESTROYERS OF THE TERRAIN
I AM THE MASTER OF THE TRAILS MY BIKE IS THE SAVIOUR OF MY LIFE
SO BE IT UNTIL THERES NO TERRAIN TO DESTROY
AHMEN ONE OFF PAINT SCHEME MARZOCCHI 888-VF2 HOPE BIG-UN HUBS, MAVIC D321 RIMS,HOPE 203MM DISCS ALL ROUND,FOUR POT HOPE V-TEC BRAKES AND LEVERS, FOX DHX5.0 REAR SHOCK,MAXXIS HIGHROLLER TYRES 26x2.7 SUPERTACKY,RACEFACE CRANK AND BOTTOM BRACKET,DMR V12 PEDALS,SUPER STAR CHAIN DEVICE,MARZOCCHI 888 DIRECT MOUNT,HUSSSEFELT DH BARS, THOMSON ELITE SEATPOST, TITANIUM FRONT AXLE,
SDRAM GEAR SET UP.
IN MY BIKE I TRUST TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL FAST MY THE FORCE BE WITH US ALL IN HELPING US TO THE BOTTOM!
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rickgarnsey said on 6 January 2012
Now thats different ... kind of 80s space punk ... but more importantly how does it ride?
uncle101 replied... on 9 August 2012
Now there is no wife just me and my bikes and MOREDIRT
uncle101 replied... on 9 August 2012
Now there is no wife just me and my bikes and MOREDIRT
uncle101 replied... on 15 February 2012
Like a dream when it hits the dirt and digs in how downhill bikes should i trust it more then the wife
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moggi0 said on 26 October 2011
Looks well mate!
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skotie76 said on 19 October 2011
very nice bike nice airbrush work on it ;)
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konastinky888 said on 14 October 2011
Looks like it's been built for robot wars. What's with the design on the frame? Have a polite 8, I would go lower but people like dark one may moan. Rate mine if you want :)
uncle101 replied... on 18 October 2011
Looking foward to the thought of finding Orange 322 will be lots of bids on that strange things do come up i bought 10 gaint frames and 16 bikes from newbury police station 14 where ok my dad loves the marin i gave him
dark_one replied... on 16 October 2011
wonder if somone will steal a Orange 322 when it comes out
and police auction it ;)
/emo going to take some saving to get one of those beasts
uncle101 replied... on 15 October 2011
I buy unclaimed property from the police it's the way I earn my money I buy job lots of bike's computers game's stolen bike's are from frames to complete bike's most of my frames come from there auctions the Onza i have came from them and the kona scrap i keep the better stuff for friends family the rubbish goes up for sale ebay local shops
konastinky888 replied... on 15 October 2011
Came off the police? What you mean? Is it stolen or an ex police bike? I didn't know the cops used stinkys to catch criminals lol! They are not great but theyare fun to ride, I think this fits for most konas really. Fun bikes. I did a lot on my stinky it broke and it had it's weaknesses but it's a fun bike that doesn't cost thousands.I wouldn't buy another one though......
uncle101 replied... on 14 October 2011
I did before you rated mine i have a stinky frame in shed which came off thames valley police don't know if i should biuld it?
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nathan83 said on 12 October 2011
love the paint job, thumbs up! rate my kona cheers
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bikerbeastandy said on 12 October 2011
fantastic ride dude. love the paintwork and great spec. 10/10 from me
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oodboo said on 10 October 2011
What's your BB been smoking? Looks well high!
konastinky888 replied... on 14 October 2011
Lol
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t-bone said on 9 October 2011
nice bike mate
uncle101 replied... on 9 October 2011
waiting my custom paint forks back for fitting A+
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brettman1972 said on 9 October 2011
i have to give a 10 as i know the bike and my him i was going to get it my self but didnt have the money at the time may be next time ;)
uncle101 replied... on 9 October 2011
I still got lots to spend and doing the bearings is more important than looks thanks mate
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dark_one said on 9 October 2011
i cant give it a ten as people like Konastinky moan
and give you a low score because you still have a 10 rating
dark_one replied... on 23 October 2011
i was going to fo that as theres a hill near me but cant do it at night :P too dark to see what im doing and its apparently illegal which sucks as its only been used for dogs to shit every where such a waste as its a nice fast flowing hill with some natural jumps already
dark_one replied... on 23 October 2011
i was going to fo that as theres a hill near me but cant do it at night :P too dark to see what im doing and its apparently illegal which sucks as its only been used for dogs to shit every where such a waste as its a nice fast flowing hill with some natural jumps already
uncle101 replied... on 23 October 2011
Theres good hills where i live make my own tracks at night when no walkers around
dark_one replied... on 21 October 2011
Haha can do
though im not riding at the moment getting too cold
and im enjoying Motorstorm :P
uncle101 replied... on 20 October 2011
I don't care it's all good stuff
konastinky888 replied... on 19 October 2011
Lol @ the whine
I have no method to my ratings, sometimes it's based looks, sometimes it's not. Some stinkys (to me) can look good. Some don't. It's all bollocks really. Darkone, sorry I rated yours an 8, it's not a bad bike by any means, and I'm not trying to wind anyone up. When I saw it I just thought it was looking a bit overly chunky. Suggest we move to our profiles to chat further (if you want) as we are leaving big untidy grey boxes on uncles bike page.
dark_one replied... on 16 October 2011
anyway i removed the Bike From rating
as its a flawed system where shit gets a ten
and good bikes are been given a low rating due to jealous people
and no i dont mean you before you crack a bottle of whine :D
dark_one replied... on 16 October 2011
so why rate a stinky 10
troll ;)
if they suck hmm your logic seems invalid whe you say
none of your bikes are worth a ten.
konastinky888 replied... on 14 October 2011
Lol @ the scaffolding. Stinkys suck. I've owned one so my opinions valid. Your orange looks like a bus, it's too fat and looks like a tank. My opinion is based on the looks. If you don't like it tough. Everyone gets a shout here and I'm not being abusive. My opinion is that none of your bikes are worth a ten, I'm not saying they are crap, just not perfect from my veiw. get over it and get riding. It's not important really.
uncle101 replied... on 9 October 2011
I've seen his games We all live in the real world my bike is my only transport so i love them!!
dark_one replied... on 9 October 2011
i would not mind if he could find somthing wrong with it i.e the poor sticker job which my brother did or that it looks too white (which i am trying to solve) but with the armour and bike servicing thats been spent recently aint had time to find more bluey things i want to change the saddle and pedals to blue which i will do in december when im to lazy to ride the bike
dark_one replied... on 9 October 2011
he gave my Orange patriot a 8.....his reason it looks "chunky" and looks like it weighs a tonne he owns a piece of scaffolding called a kona stinky he should not have an opinion simple
C3H8 replied... on 9 October 2011
He trys to balance out the score is all because I mean my Banshee has 9.33 rating and it sure as hell should be with much better bikes having only an 8, Maybe he is just being realistic :)
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C3H8 said on 9 October 2011
Nice bike can't say I like the paint though.
uncle101 replied... on 9 October 2011
Bought some new ones waiting for them to be painted to match Cheers
dark_one replied... on 9 October 2011
the only part of the paint scheme thats off is the front forks
looks like an acidental spraying
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uncle101 said on 8 October 2011
This is my bike so I have to give it a 10
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